Slutty confession: I've had sex in every room in my house. I live in a mansion. Just saying.
Can I live with you!?!?!?! PLEASE!!! I WANT TO LIVE IN A MANSION! I WILL GIVE YOU COOKIES AND FOOT RUBS!
black green blue purple. which, coincidentally, are the same colors of a bruise my lips would leave on you. and rainbow but that didn't fit in
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR LAST WEEK!!! xo
HAHAHAH I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this XD
Priest guy: “Amen”
Everyone else: “Amen”
The guy you sucked off: “AHHHHH FUCK ME!”
Jesus: “How beautiful, you go girl!”
It is the fertility bed! Amazing! Why would your parents tell you where they had sex to have you? :/
Slutty Confession: I was having sex with this kid in a park in my car and mid act a cop pulled up behind us and made us get out and call our parents to come get us. Now my mum knows I'm a sloot and thinks this random boy is my boyfriend
I thought at the start of this you confessed to being a pedophile, by the use of the word “kid”. I have never broken sweat so fast in my life. This is an amazing slooty confession!
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
Slutty/funny confession: I was house sitting for a friends parents. Being a horny 18yr guy I snooped around because his mom is pretty hot. I found her dirty panties so I had a little jerk off sesh. Midst of my self love I didn't hear her come in. But she heard me moan her name loudly. Burst into the bathroom, I stood up it was too late. I ended up shooting my thick load all over her face and chest. She was so embarrassed and now I always house sit for them.
Are you INSANE?!!? Did you actually just jizz on your friends parent and you are:
a) Still friends with your friend
b) Still house sit for them
c) Can still look his mother in the face, knowing you jizzed on her face without her wanting to be jizzed on
Embarrassing male confession: I got my first massage from a cute asian woman, she was in her 40's, drop dead gorgeous cougar. She told me the usual, get undressed lay under the towel and put my head in the hole. Her hands pass through my inner thighs close to my penis. She said "usually my male clients try to hide their hardens, especially if they are small". When I flipped she saw me try to hide my lovely 4in, laughed and said "I didn't realize it was so small" I came in front of her..
4 inches doesn’t seem that small. Is it? I actually have no idea. I went to a sex shop once and saw a replica dildo of a porn stars dick of 11 inches and I swear, I nearly wanted to sew up my vagina and quit thinking about sex. 4 seems like a better deal that 11 inches. Maybe she is just a bitch.
I fucked my teacher again this time after school in her car, my god it was great I got to cum inside her she suggested more weekly 1on1 time :) I'm the luckiest person in my school
Teachers really are inventive when they design their new teaching syllabus to improve the way they perform in the classroom…or car.
Happy mothers day…
Slutty confession: This guy would spit into my mouth several times so i could go on spitting on his dick for like 23 times cause i had none left in my mouth then hold my hand while i was giving him my first handjob and though it sounds funny idk either to laugh or to laugh
I can’t decide if having spit being spit into your mouth is gross or not. I mean, you are kissing the person, so it is technically the same thing - but I just think the act of spitting makes everything feel gross.
Sorry for party rocking with the apes from Planet of the Apes. Will continue with slutty confessions soon and regular posting. Love you all, just be a little patient :)